the weird thing about tumblr is you can have 5000 followers and only have 8 that reblog a post so it’s kind of like walking into a theater with 5000 quiet people and going “Hello everyone!” and 8 people go “hey”
theory: every generation of dewey has found pearl to be incredibly attractive and pearl has had to deal with each successive dewey trying to hit on her and she is just so sick of the entire thing by now
I really want the new live action Mulan movie to have an entirely racially correct cast, except Eddie Murphy still plays Mushu.
No CGI. I want Eddie Murphy to wear a dragon suit.
But not even like a realistic dragon suit. I want him to wear a discount dragon suit from party city, whereas everyone else in the cast has intricate, accurate costumes. No one acknowledges it. It is just an accepted fact of that universe.
how come on tv kids always got flat backpacks like when i was in school lifting my backpack was an olympic effort and yall look like u got like two folders n maybe a calculator in there
what if lapis lazuli’s wings arent her weapon and we’ve never seen her pull it out cause her gem is in that one spot on your back that you cant reach and she’d look like this if she tried